Hello everyone it's Princess Peach back with another post. Today's post is a bit of a twisted one, so, be prepared to have Mario ruined for you. Everyone loves the red overall wearing, mustache fanatic, Princess Peach saving, dressed in all red guy right, right? Well this backstory may change your mind.
Clearly telling by the title you might have pieced together that Mario was in fact abusive towards Donkey Kong. What!?! Didn't Donkey Kong escape and kidnap some girl, go to some really high location and make Mario defeat all these crazy different things just to save said kidnapped girl. Yes, yes he did but he's not really the real antagonist in this equation. Turns out that Donkey Kong was actually Mario's pet ape in the past. The reason Donkey Kong escaped and went all awol in the first place is because he was being abused at home by Mario!!!
Mario is a monkey abuser guys. I know, weird to think that the guy who is always helping and saving people was abusive towards his cute pet monkey!! I mean think about it DK never actually hurt anyone when he escaped (with the exception of trying to hurt Mario) you see, he simply just ran when he had the chance to escape. What does he get in return for being abused and neglected all these years, killed. Mario basically pushed him off a skyscraper.
In conclusion first Mario abused and neglected DK, then when DK escaped, Mario killed him. Don't worry I'm fully aware that DK did in fact kidnap a girl, but he was scared and reacted poorly.
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