Warning to All you Brave Souls

Hey guys Sheik here. Now remember like 10 minutes ago when I told you to go lick the Switch game card? DO NOT LICK THE GAME CARD! I GOT WAY TO CURIOUS AND I DECIDED TO TAKE ONE LITTLE LICK AND IT WAS NOT GOOD. IT TASTES LIKE OLD HAND SANITIZER MIXED WITH DIRT OR SOMETHING ELSE UNPLEASENT. Well I'm not gunna crush your dreams though. Do it.